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Created on 2004-03-12 10:04:42 (#2486313), last updated 2004-03-30

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Name:	nohollywoodclc
Birthdate:	10-10
Location:	Jackson, New Jersey, United States
Website:	www.purevolume.com/nohollywoodending

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At first glance you'd most likely think I've just recovered from a car wreck that took place in hell. Fortunately as time goes on you'll realize this big black 350 pound body is something you would love to have at the top of your to do list. Allow me to describe my flawless self...I have about 4 teeth (all as yellow as a school bus). Im 4'5, 350lbs (jacked). I have blue gums and a purple tongue. My dick is darker than the devils heart, yet it's head is hot pink. My eyes are crossed like an X. My nostrils are flat out tremendous (an inch deeper than the grand cannon), when I sneeze my TV changes channels. Lets not dare forget my greasy ass afro, now this is what I am most proud of, my head looks like an enormous Co Co Puff.

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satire, the passion of christ, titanic

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